user guide: extremely neggy. mouseover (hover) over each character for more and somewhat sincere commentary. alphabetized by surname or first, if only one available.
Last updated January, 2026
HIMSELF
only human
Decent company; he enjoys his own.
PUPILS
only human
Without powers, a waste of a body.
psychic
Bite is bloodier than his emotional rhetoric.
mostly human
Inside you there are two shitty kids.
OTHERS
vampire
Vampirism is an attention-deficit disorder.
eyeball door
Attitude like an axe in the mouth.
messenger
Such stench of destiny on such a little guy.
only human
Someone else's pain doll.
only human
When loss leaves only daydreams behind.
mostly human
Blaster in the shape of woman.
mostly inhuman
Too happy.
psychic
Thinking about her is demon summoning.
vampire
Impressive accent absent a soul.
witch
The boot who believes herself an ant.
sorceror
More unpopular than actual serial killers.
mostly human
Unrepentant criminal with no impulse control.
witch
A scar with nothing but light underneath.